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“
Tangelo
Sweet, salty sweet
Like an orange eaten at the ocean
Tangy scent of rose
The tree within the fruit
The tree doesn’t mind
Us eating this bit
We become a vessel for the tree
The seeds channeled through us
Become more fruit
Solar orange brightness
On clean white china
Fills the house
With joy
Poetry from:
http://perzephone.livejournal.com/tag/poetry
(via fuckyeahtangelos)
October 2011
5 posts
Marshall Rimmer: Man Circles Whole Foods with Every Intention of Speaking to Beautiful Woman →
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AUSTIN, TX - This past Wednesday, an area man was seen circling the local Whole Foods store with every intention of speaking to a beautiful woman who happened to frequent the produce section.
Passersby only seemed to notice the man’s plight when he would approach the woman, stop six feet short,…
“This guy knows what I’m talking about,” I said, pointing to myself.
September 2011
23 posts
DC Pierson: It's Only Homework If You Read Shit Books →
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The goal seems to be to be seen with books, but the important relationship between a set of eyes and their subject when it comes to books is between your eyes and the page.
And I know it feels like homework to you. I’m sorry your formative experiences with the written word were ones of drudgery…
Marshall Rimmer: The Best First Impression of All Time →
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During my sophomore year of high school something very peculiar happened to me that would, in some subtle, subconscious way that I’ve yet to pinpoint, have a lasting impact on how I would approach or, in most cases, not approach women throughout my adulthood.
After watching a varsity basketball…
August 2011
28 posts
Kris Straub (kris at krisstraub dot com): Final Destination 5 (all spoilers) →
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As we have seen from previous movies in the series, a person is threatened by death if they happen to say the words “final destination.” This is exacerbated in the opening scene of the fifth movie, where the (fictional) 1970s rock band Gary Whitts and the Final Destination reunites on stage to…
